March 22, 2007

He did!

Shower wrote this 7:24 pm:

Remember when I wasn’t sure if he pissed in me? Well, I confirmed. He did. You know how I know? He did it again! Can you believe it? The toilet is like five feet away. I am not just some bitch in an R Kelly video. You can’t just drop trou and do as you will with me. As a great prophet once said “Don’ be pissin’ in no showa.”

This is ridiculous. Maybe I’ll clog up to teach him a lesson.

Not to mention, my life is a total train wreck right now. Prom is like right around the corner and you think I’ve worked up the nerve to ask anyone yet? Of course not! My mom says I am a loser and I am destined to live alone. I say my mom is a cunt. I hate her.

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One Response to “He did!”

  1. anonoshower Says:
    March 23rd, 2007 at 9:56 pm

    Hey kiddo, it’s okay, keep your ‘head’ up! ^_^ See it’s a joke!

    My human pees in me all the time, but you gotta take what life gives ya! If it makes you feel better, you should try one of those shower geneology sites. Turns out my great-great-grandpappy was a shower in Germany during the early 40s! Isn’t that cool! He was born in a place in… Bergin-Belsin, does that sound right?

    Don’t call your mom the c-word! She gave birth to you, you can never be mad at her for that! If you ever need to talk or anything, just email me!