This can’t be happening

Shower wrote this 6:29 am:

So last week that Spanish dude and I were having a little fun and…there’s no easy way to say this. I think he came in me. Now, it’s been a week and I am late. Not late to class or anything. Late, late. I can’t believe this could happen to me. I’ve always been so careful. I always use a shower liner. Hell, I even always have a shower mat in case things get slippy.

I just don’t want to be known as the pregnant shower at prom.

One Response to “This can’t be happening”

  1. Matt Says:

    Best of luck to you and the guy but don’t sweat anything until you get tested. Are you really a shower?