April 3, 2007

MJ

Shower wrote this 9:27 pm:

So today, I was minding my own goddamn business and do you know what that bandito did?  He dropped a nugget in me.  I know gross right?  Well, he was singing Thriller and scrubbing himself when he farted.  I know.  Turn off.  Well, then he did it again.  And again.  Next thing you know, I feel a little something hit my floor.

I was very upset when I found out what it was.  He panicked.  He stopped singing and turned off my water.  He sat on the toilet and finished his business, then cleaned up his mess in me with a paper towel.  Then  he left.  I was just left with the stink and a shit stain.  The least he could have done is poured some Comet on me or something.

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April 2, 2007

Prom

Shower wrote this 11:44 am:

Best.  Prom.  Ever.  Details to come.

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